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Tulisa Contostavlos — RnB babe
“As long as N-Dubz don’t murder anyone it should be alright”
Full name: Tula Paulinea Contostavlos
DOB: July 13, 1988
Place of birth: Camden, London, England
Occupation: Singer-songwriter, X Factor Judge
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2010 #15
Tulisa Contostavlos facts
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Replaced Cheryl as resident X Factor hottie in August 2011.
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Former member of now defunct hip hop trio N-Dubz.
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Her uncle was bassist in 70’s pop group Mungo Jerry.
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Turned down £250,000 to pose nude forPlayboy Magazine.
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Played cocaine-addict Laurissa in the TV series Dubplate Drama.
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Why we love Tulisa Contostavlos
Tulisa Contostavlos is a firecracker. Well, she had to be to survive in a band with the likes of Dappy and Fazer – she was permanently flanked by a pair of overgrown teenagers, however talented they may be. Anyway, their band N-Dubz – which brought Tulisa to everyone’s attention – scored three MOBO Awards, including Best UK Act, and a number one for their aptly-titled Number Onecollaboration with Tinchy Stryder, before splitting up in late 2011.
These days, Tulisa Contostavlos has got a whole new host of egos to deal with, including the enormously overgrown teenager that is Simon Cowell. The faux-drarms merry-go-round that is The X Factor clearly doesn’t faze her (Fazer – get it?), though, as she nabbed a victory in her debut year, leading Little Mix to the crown, the first group to achieve the feat.
March 2012 saw Tulisa star in several videos, some of which she’d probably rather forget. Her debut single Young was well-received, though, and had her N-Dublets eagerly awaiting her debut solo album.
Tulisa Contostavlos has an unusual heritage of Irish and Greek (ahh Contostavlos makes sense now), so we’re imagining Greek Salads with Guinness, and taramosalata with four-leaf clovers. You may also be interested to know that Tulisa is actually a cousin of her band-mate Dappy and thinks his hats are as stupid as everyone else does. See, families don’t hold back, eh?
Tulisa Contostavlos had a hard upbringing growing up on a tough estate in Camden and came into contact with drugs, violence and mental health issues from an early age. She used to spend most of her time caring for her sick mum, recently making a documentary to raise awareness for her illness. Not just a pretty face – there’s a heart under the hoodie. You still wouldn’t want to her to catch you checking out her cleavage across the pool table, though. She says she is proud of what she has achieved today and also proud of her FHM cover shoots. So are we, Tulisa. So are we.
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“I have fun. I don’t take myself too seriously.”
Full name: Georgia Salpa
DOB: 1986 (we think!)
Place of birth: Ireland, by way of Greece
Occupation: Model
Georgia Salpa facts
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At one point in Georgia’s career, she was entirely covered in gold paint as part of a promotion for grim budget supermarket Lidl. This is probably the most expensive thing that Lidl has done.
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Before she learned to drive, Georgia took (on average) three taxis a day. Extravagant!
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She dated gadabout footballer-spawn Calum Best for a while, but the pair split in 2011.
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She looks a bit like Megan Fox crossed with Kim Kardashian, which is, well, just tops.
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Why we love Georgia Salpa
From an inauspicious start as a nervous kid with bad skin and a wonky eye (like many of us, she had to wear the stick-on corrective pirate eye patches), and a first kiss at the age of 14 so steeped in anxiety that it took her a fortnight to recover, she’s blossomed into the beautiful lady you see before you.
She’s in high demand, back on the emerald isle – she’s done adverts for more products than we can count and she’s appeared on Republic of Telly, which is a bit like The Daily Show for Ireland (we’re reliably assured). Most notably she ate a Cadbury’s Flake for them in a manner you could probably describe as ‘erotic’, which we’ve watched multiple times strictly for research purposes, you understand. We’re nothing if not thorough.
She’s similar to us, too – not just in that we’re impeccably gorgeous, have great skin and a flawless natural figure – but that we both write words that are subsequently printed on paper. She has a weekly column for The Star newspaper, in which she dissects celebrity fashion, talks about her relationships, and says how nice being on holiday is (when she goes). Fair play to her.
While she grew up in Ireland (and spent a year living in Greece later in life), she’s recently moved to London to work at the Playboy Club, according to The Mirror, which is kind of neat. We’re not sure what she’s doing there, but we might try to blag our way in to find out.
Most notably to our non-Irish readers, though, Georgia will probably be remembered most for her stint on Celebrity Big Brother in 2012 as Channel 5 launched a second series of the hit reality show.
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Rosie Jones — Ultimate Girl Next Door
“”I’ve held the World Cup between my boobs.””
Full name: Rosie Jones
DOB: July 19, 1990
Place of birth: Middlesex, England
Occupation: Sexy model
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2010 #77
Rosie Jones facts
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She holds the world record for putting on and removing the most bras in one minute. The record is seven.
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Her favourite film is Con Air.
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Rosie appeared recently in the video for Professor Green’s Just Be Good to Green.
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In August 2010 she climbed Mount Toubkal in Morocco to raise money for Help for Heroes.
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Why we love Rosie Jones
Despite sharing her name with a female golfer with hair cut like a peacock-mullet, Rosie Jones is a British sex bomb. The 5ft’ 7in model moved from Middlesex to London at 18 years old straight after her A-levels, and landed a spot on Page 3.
According to her Myspace page, Rosie Jones “Cant resist pic’n’mix, I find toilet humour reaally funny, I like boobies 😛 .” Sure this isn’t the most grammatically correct selection of interests, but the inclusion of her boobs makes up for it. As does the silly little face.
As preternaturally attractive models go, Rosie looks like one of the friendliest. She looks like she would enjoy a premium packet of pork scratchings and an arm wrestle. We’re not suggesting she’s rough or anything, more a fun-loving, laughing whilst naked kind of girl. A straw poll we carried out using science discovered that she is officially The Ultimate Girl Next Door.
Since launching her career she’s been on the cover of our Alternative World Cup Fan Guide and nabbed herself a world record for taking her bra off with The Sun. She also appeared alongside Pro Green and Lily Allen in Just Be Good to Green. And unsurprisingly, she dances as good as she models. Rosie Jones wants to be the next Keeley Hazell but doesn’t think it will happen, which is nonsense. She’s scared of mushrooms too. Oh Rosie, you odd sexy woman you.
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Rihanna — Bajan beauty
“I have to be myself. I want to be fun, young and sexy.”
Full name: Robyn Rihanna Fenty
DOB: February 20, 1988
Place of birth: Saint Michael, Barbados
Occupation: Singer-songwriter
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2011 #3 | 2010 #43 | 2009 #43 | 2008 #11 | 2007 #55
Rihanna facts
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Rihanna had to ban fans from bringing umbrellas to her UK concerts, as there were fears of lawsuits featuring detached retinas and nosebleeds.
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She’s had her legs insured for a million dollars. Marry her, take her ice-skating and clean up.
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Barbados hosts a national holiday every year in her honour, for which she performs a free concert for fans.
149 photos of Rihanna
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Why we love Rihanna
Rihanna has had four albums in her short career, a string of hits, sell out world tours, yet despite all this, her clothes seem to be falling off her back! We’re joking, she just keeps wearing really revealing outfits, which is absolutely fine. She outsold Adeleeeeeeeeeeeee in the UK. She’s had millions of downloads. She’s absolutely slaying it.
But Rihanna’s hunger is not sated. She needs more success and another arena to showcase her talent. So she’s packed her Louis Vuitton bindle and has headed to Hollywood. This summer, Rihanna will be appearing as Raikes in Battleship the we shit you not, blockbuster adaptation of…a boardgame. It took a while to imagine how they would adapt a plastic peg based strategy game into a summer blocky, but then we saw the trailer and realised that Hollywood ain’t no fool. It employed the holy trinity of ingredients – hot girls, explosions and Liam Neeson, all topped off with cavalier attitude to narrative structure. Giant aliens, Rihanna, Brooklyn Decker. Cool yeah?
If there is one thing we don’t understand about Rihanna – It’s her continued support of Chris Brown, the ex-boyfriend who beat her up in 2009. At the time of writing, Brown had appeared on a remix of the song Birthday Cake, and everyone went ‘eh?’ You know, we don’t pretend to understand other people’s relationships. But the fact is – Chris Brown is a swaggering, violent bell-end. He beat her up. He is a coward that hides behind stupid fortune cookie wisdom. That the music industry has welcomed him back with open arms is a farce. He should have been kicked out. He’s a stupid, stupid, horrible scum-bag. Rihanna isn’t.
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Cheryl Cole — Girl aloud
“I wish I was a bloke sometimes. There are a few things I’d like to try out as a bloke.”
Full name: Cheryl Ann Cole (nee Tweedy)
DOB: June 30, 1983
Place of birth: Newcastle upon Tyne, England
Occupation: Singer, X Factor judge
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2011 #12 | 2010 #01 | 2009 #01 | 2008 #07 | 2007 #07 | 2006 #06 | 2005 #02 | 2004 #22 | 2003 #24
Cheryl Cole facts
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Cheryl got actual malaria, a disease not usually associated with wealthy geordie popstars.
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As part of Girls Aloud, Cheryl has broken the record for most consecutive singles in the UK top ten, with 18 on the trot.
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Cheryl has four tattoos, including a pair rather near her buttocks.
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Why we love Cheryl Cole
Cheryl Cole, Cheryl Tweedy or Cheryl Queen of the World – whatever you want to call the Geordie goddess, it is indisputable that she is beloved by our great nation, and by our FHM readers after becoming only the second woman to win the title of Sexiest Woman in the World in consecutive years. Considering her humble beginnings as a contestant on Popstars: The Rivals and resulting pop sensation Girls Aloud, she’s done amazingly well to avoid the loserish stigma that has dogged contestants before. Remember Steve Brookstein? Exactly.
Girls Aloud nabbed an impressive eighteen top ten singles and became one of the biggest girl bands in the UK. After five albums, sexy Cheryl Cole, Nadine Coyle, Sarah Harding, Nicola Roberts and Kimberley Walsh parted ways for a yearlong hiatus, and Cheryl has had a hit with her own album 3 Words.
She married Chelsea and England footballer Ashley Cole in 2006. After a four year marriage it turned out Ashley liked to play away, both in a football sense and a shagging other women sense. In May 2010 Cheryl Cole finally filed for divorce after having enough of the ‘Fight For This Love’ and became Cheryl Tweedy once more. Well, we say she became Cheryl Tweedy once more – she decided to stick with the name Cole to be ‘bigger than Ashley’ (and to make more money out of her new album Messy Little Raindrops, because the Latvians can’t even say Tweedy).
Of course all of these testing experiences and high profile appearances wouldn’t mean anything toFHM unless she was so tooth-rottingly sexy. Yes, Cheryl Cole has topped the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World poll twice in 2009 and 2010, following in Jennifer Lopez’s footsteps after she achieved the feat in 2000/01.
The songstress also became the new shiny-haired head for L’Oréal and was voted Glamour’s Woman Of The Year 2010. Meaning that your girlfriend probably loves her too and (possibly) won’t mind you fancying her.
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Katy Perry — Curiously cute
“I’ve got boobs. I’m not going to chop them off, so I guess people will always talk about them.”
Full name: Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson
DOB: October 25, 1984
Place of birth: Santa Barbara, California, USA
Occupation: Singer, Ruler of the world
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2011 #2 | 2010 #37 | 2009 #23
Katy Perry facts
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Debut single I Kissed A Girl hit number one in over 20 countries.
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She was due to make her Hollywood debut opposite Russell Brand in Get Him To The Greek, but it didn’t happen. Never mix work and pleasure K-Pez.
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Where she has appeared though is on bothThe Simpsons and Sesame Street as herself.
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She released an album of Christian music in 2001, under birth name Katy Hudson.
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Why we love Katy Perry
“I’ve got boobs and I’m not going to chop them off, so I guess people will always talk about them,” she has previously remarked. Which is precisely what has happened throughout Katy Perry’s career – including famously getting her scenes cut when she performed a riotous sing-a-long with show favourite Elmo on Sesame Street . Too much boob, not enough learnin according to some concerned parents.
Katy Perry’s place as one of pop’s hottest faces is assured. Debut album One Of The Boys sold over a million copies, as did follow-up Teenage Dream and, with saucily attired live performances regularly playing to sell-out crowds, her success shows no sign of slowing down.
Then, of course, there’s Brand. When Katy Perry and the Dickensian wit appeared in public as a couple, some people called it a marriage of convenience. But we liked to think it was love – we’re old fashioned like that. Turns out, it didn’t work for whatever reasons, so the couple have separated. Sads. But Perry will survive – while Brand was gallivanting around with his new girlfriend, she released Part of Me, a breakup ballad that doesn’t so much vilify him as big up herself. Oh, and she joins the Marines in the video, too. Not sure what to make of that.
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Megan Fox — Winning Debut
“I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.””
Full name: Megan Denise Fox
DOB: May 16, 1986
Place of birth: Oak Ridge, Tennessee, USA
Occupation: Actress, Model
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2011 #4 | 2010 #2 | 2009 #2 | 2008 #1
Megan Fox facts
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Megan’s a massive gamer and claims to have beaten Guitar Hero II’s Free Bird on expert.
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She owns pet squirrels and a pig, called Piggy Smalls.
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She has Irish, French and Native American ancestry. It’s a good blend.
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“I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy – my sex drive is so high.”
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The one time 100 Sexiest Women champ and twice runner up appeared on the cover of UK FHM for the July 2008 issue.
95 photos of Megan Fox
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Why we love Megan Fox
Megan Fox surely can’t be human, because there is no woman alive who could have looked as good she did bent over a 1976 Chevrolet Camaro in Transformers. Well, except Rosie Huntington-Whiteley perhaps, who the character of Micheala Banes has transformed into for Michael Bay’s big robot epic threequel.
But that doesn’t matter because she launched her career out of nowhere and landed at the forefront of every teenage boy’s dreams, after two very jiggly performances in Transformers andTransformers 2, so we’re sure she can claw her way back to the top.
Aside from her time spent being chased by Hasbro merchandise, Megan has starred in Jennifer’s Body – basically an excuse to dress her as a cheerleader and pan over her body. The other thing synonymous with Jennifer’s Body was the leaked pictures Megan Fox emerging from a lake, soaking wet with no clothes on and just her nipples covered.
Recently she has appeared in comic book adaptation Jonah Hex, where she plays a gun totting prostitute and has also replaced Victoria Beckham as the body for Armani underwear.
Sadly, this FHM favourite married her long time on/off boyfriend Brian Austin Greene in 2010 at a secret wedding. But forget her marriage, because Megan Fox’s greatest achievement to date has to be her number one slot as FHM Sexiest Woman In The World 2008.
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Keeley Hazell — Page 3 Champion
“If I’m swimming in a pool and my bikini pops off, I’m not bothered and carry on.”
Full name: Keeley Rebecca Hazell
DOB: November 22, 1984
Place of birth: Lewisham, London, England
Occupation: Kentish melon farmer
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2010 #5 | 2009 #5 | 2008 #3 | 2007 #2 | 2006 #2
Keeley Hazell facts
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Despite consistently making the top five inFHM‘s 100 Sexiest list, Keeley Hazell has never nabbed the top spot.
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Her 2008 calendar topped Amazon.com’s best-seller list.
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She’s posed naked for PETA, saying: “Once you learn how the fur trade treats animals, it’s impossible to think of wearing fur as sexy or glamorous.”
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She’s also a keen environmentalist, and was hailed a “hero” by the Conservatives in 2006. Amen to that.
54 photos of Keeley Hazell
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Why we love Keeley Hazell
After winning The Sun’s Page 3 Idol contest way back in December 2004 (High-five, Ja Rule!), Keeley Hazell promptly took the nation by storm. Keeley is so pretty she became a source of national pride, so much so that when an American man made an off- hand comment about her in April 2006, it nearly started WWIII. Tony Blair was apparently overheard saying, by someone who was unavailable to comment, ‘I swear Cherie, if he says something like that about Keeley again, I’m doing a five-stretch.’ Such is the devotion to our Keeley.
Few glamour models from topless Page 3 beginnings have achieved levels of fame anywhere near Keeley Hazell. She even released a single called ‘Voyeur’ in 2008, while search engine Bing listed her as the 16th most searched for person in the UK in 2009; no doubt the words ‘topless’, ‘boobs’ and ‘breasts’ accompany her name in almost every search, but we’re not here to discuss semantics. While she has refused to pose in Playboy, a certain sex tape featuring Keeley and then boyfriend Lloyd Miller was leaked to perhaps the most eager, but guilty audience of all time back in 2007.
Keeley Hazell’s fantastic assets have landed her no fewer than four FHM cover shoots, and she’s been a fixture in the top five of FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World – although (surprisingly) she’s never clinched the title. She could perhaps lay claim to the Sexiest Woman Never to Have Won, but time is certainly on her side.
If you’re sat there thinking this is all very well, but where the hell is she? Then we have two words for you – Hollywood. Keeley Hazell has gone to America! To act and be a star, and she’s doing it! Shes appeared in real life actual films such as Like Crazy, Whispers and Awful Nice. We’re super pleased for her, but if some slimy showbiz agent thinks he can take advantage of her, we’ll be on him like a spooked chimpanzee.
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Mila Kunis — Family Girl
“I don’t think it’s true that blondes have more fun… Trust me, it is not true!”
Full name: Milena Markivna Kunis
DOB: August 14th, 1983
Place of birth: Chernivtsi, Ukrainian SSR, Soviet Union
Occupation: Actress
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2011 #16 | 2010 #14
Mila Kunis facts
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She has different coloured eyes: her right, green, her left, brown.
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She made the move to Los Angeles when she was seven. Bloody parents.
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The topless photo that appears of Mila in 2008’s Forgetting Sarah Marshall is not real, we are assured. Damn.
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She dated Macaulay Culkin for 9 years, but they split in January 2011. Woohoo.
45 photos of Mila Kunis
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Why we love Mila Kunis
Her cartoon alter ego, the unforgivably annoying Meg from Family Guy, might be as attractive as a brick to the face, but the real deal is definitely, 100%, very, very hot. Worshipped by her legions of adoring That 70s Show fans, Kunis has more geeks shivering in desire than Princess Leia in a bikini. And after her appearance as “complimentary hot girl” in 2008’s film-noir-meets-the-matrix Max Payne, based on the computer game of the same name, her star has continued to rocket skywards.
There was Forgetting Sarah Marshall which included a topless scene, albeit one in a photo, in the film. And then there was Friend with Benefits with Justin Timberlake, which was a film about two outrageously attractive New Yorkers who star having sex. Some of the scenes are quite graphic according to some people, but we’ll have to take their word for it as we watched it on a plane, so they cut out all the rudies. We did however see Black Swan which is very rude, and also really mad. But it’s great in a ‘you’ll never look at the swans in the park the same way again’ kinda way.
A geek of the rarest order, Kunis also enjoys the absurdly complex and involved World Of Warcraft, the MMORPG du jour. Kunis has not released the details of what server she plays on, but she has said that she is with her close friends in the Alliance…
She also plays board games, enjoys murder mystery tours, speaks Russian, is witty, intelligent, self-effacing, private talented and her eyes are like windows into the very fabric of the universe. Stare to long and you are like to never return. How can you look upon another human when you have experience perfection? Woah, that sounded a bit mental. We’ve probably popped up on some list now…Soz Mila.
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Emily Atack — Ice Maiden
“I’ve always been curvy. I like having boobs and a bum.”
Full name: Emily Jane Atack
DOB: December 18, 1989
Place of birth: Ampthill, Bedfordshire, England
Occupation: Actress
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2011 #18 | 2010 #62
Emily Atack facts
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Best known for her role as Charlotte Hinchcliffe in The Inbetweeners.
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She’s hosted a public awareness announcement on BBC3 called Ready, Steady, Drink which warned of the dangers of drinking. Good for her.
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Took part in ITV’s Dancing on Ice 2010 and was voted off in the 8th week.
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Her favourite quote is David Brent’s “El vino did flow” from The Office. We like this.
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Why we love Emily Atack
Emily Atack is, of course, one of the remarkably beautiful girls from tremendously popular boy-comedy The Inbetweeners. Seeing her onscreen rekindled a passion for ‘girls in the year above’ we thought was long dead, and we’d often end up staring helplessly at the end of any given scene. Which made interviewing her pretty difficult, if we’re honest.
The Bedfordshire beauty has also scored appearances in Heartbeat and the Only Fools and Horsesprequel Rock and Chips. Emily is supposedly related to Paul McCartney – which is awesome. If we were related to Paul McCartney we would make him sing Beatles classics and feed us grapes while telling us stories that begin with, “So I woke up in this skip in Rio… ” And if we were Emily Atack, well, we’d probably get ourselves in to a lot of trouble.
If you’ve been living in a cave or have never heard of The Inbetweeners., maybe you’ll recognise Emily from Dancing on Ice. Despite getting voted off in the 8th week she lasted longer in the competition than expected given her lack of skating grace. Definitely nothing to do with those skin tight outfits, honest. For the aforementioned hermits out there, don’t go giving her the ‘big I am’ as Emily has told FHM: “They’re arseholes. The classic line me and my friends wait for is “Apparently you’re in some show but I’ve never seen it so I’ve no f***ing clue who you are”. You know they watch it every night. It really annoys me.”
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