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Miranda Kerr — Aussie Angel
DOB: April 20th, 1983
Place of birth: Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
Occupation:Model
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2011 #44 | 2010 #36 | 2009 #56
Miranda Kerr facts
- Victoria’s Secret model Miranda has been described as the next Elle Macpherson. Because she’s Australian and that.
- As part of her “Nichiren Buddhism” beliefs, Miranda chants for 20 minutes every morning and evening, meditates and practises yoga.
- Miranda owes her exotic looks to Serbian, Persian, Fillipino and Australian ancestry.
- Unfortunately she gave herself a spell on the sidelines by becoming pregnant in 2010.
Why we love Miranda Kerr
Over the years, Australia has given us so much (two decent daytime soaps, a tiny little popstar called Kylie, the habit of ending sentences with an upwards inflection so they sound like a question, Hugh Jackman…) but our antipodean friends have really excelled themselves with the girl, Miranda Kerr, that they affectionately refer to as ‘Randy’.
Along with perfectly formed specimens Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum and Alessandra Ambrosio, Miranda Kerr is part of the sexiest lady troupe on earth – the Victoria’s Secret Angels. When she isn’t promoting the cause of tiny lingerie, Miranda practises Buddhism, hangs out with her Yorkshire Terrier Frankie and romances (lucky bastard) actor Orlando Bloom. Not only is she beautiful, but she’s also richer than Harry Redknapp: advertising campaigns for Levi’s, Roberto Cavalli and countless other brands helped her become the tenth highest paid model in the world in 2008. Miranda Kerr WAS 2008
But what does a model who has everything do next? Miranda Kerr had a baby. But after that?, raise the childe we suppose. But then what? Well, she’s been named as an ambassador for Aussie airline Quantas, she modelled the $2.5 million dollar Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Treasure Bra recently (it looked great, BTW) and she does a lot of stuff for charity – mostly for animals and kids. So it’s cool, she’s got tons to be getting on with.
- External Links:
- Miranda Kerr at Fame Steps |
- Miranda Kerr at Famous Why
Kristen Stewart — Pretty in pale
DOB: April 9, 1990
Place of birth: Los Angeles, California, USA
Occupation:Actress
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2011 #13 | 2010 #6
Kristen Stewart facts
- Kristen is filming the next instalments of the endless Twilight ‘Saga’ – one for 2011 and one for 2012.
- She loves to surf. Cool as they come. She’d like to do it Down Under too, stating that she wants to go to Sydney University.
- A mini version of her can be bought in the form of her Twilight character doll. But that would be weird.
- “I’ve always had an aversion to looking sexy, but I’ve grown out of it.” Thankfully.
Why we love Kristen Stewart
Kristen Stewart of Twilight fame didn’t just start as a blood donor for her vampire boyfriend, played by Robert Pattinson. Kristen was born in LA to a script-writing mother and TV producer father and was discovered in a school play at the age of just ten.
Kristen Stewart’s big break was starring alongside Jodie Foster in Panic Room, which was followed up by roles in Cold Manor Creek, Zathura and Jumper.
Kristen Stewart then took her crown as queen of the emos after playing vampire loving Bella Swan. However, she did say that large groups of girls now scare her, as most goths are jealous of her role alongside their fellow sunlight hating obsession played by Robert Pattinson. But she’ll be free soon, with just one more of the Twilight films left – Twilight 7: Vampire Babypocalypse – she’ll soon be free to pursue other interests, and films. Like the forthcoming Snow White and the Huntsman, in which she plays a bad-ass version of the apple loving brunette. She has a sword and everything. She’ll also be in the big screen version of On The Road, which is a book people carry with them on holiday to start conversations when they get lonely.
We’re ever so excited about Kristen Stewart getting released from the Vampires curse – A cultural curse, rather than a financial one – So she can sink her teeth (wipes tear from eye) into some juicier roles (Apologises).
- External Links:
- Kristen Stewart at Chickipedia |
- Kristen Stewart on Fame Steps |
- Kristen Stewart on Famous Why
Olivia Wilde — Wilde at heart
DOB: March 10, 1984
Place of birth: New York City, New York, USA
Occupation:Actress
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2011 #5 | 2010 #18
Olivia Wilde facts
- She originally auditioned for the role of Marissa in The O.C but lost out to Mischa Barton. So got to play her girlfriend instead.
- Olivia Wilde, it’s reported, has a crush on Angelina Jolie.
- Being an Irish-American, she took her stage name from Irish writer Oscar Wilde.
- She owns a classic Pontiac Thunderbird.
Why we love Olivia Wilde
Contrary to what you might think, Olivia Wilde is not, in fact wild. She was tamed by her parents, Leslie and Andrew Cockburn. Coming from a family of writers and journalists, Wilde (a stage name, obvs) was unusual in that she wanted to be an actress since she was two years old. And act she did.
Educating herself in America and Ireland, Olivia Wilde appeared in films like Alpha Dog and The Girl Next Door, before she broke the crust on the show business crème-brule with her role as the love interest of a sexually curious Mischa Barton in The O.C..
But it would be her role in the wildely (fnar!) successful House as Dr. Remy Hadley, that would send her career into the Troposphere (that’s near space, fact-fans, she’s not Meryl Streep yet!). Olivia Wilde’s been hanging with Geoff Bridges in Tron: Legacy:, Daniel Craig in Cowboys & Aliens and Ryan Reynolds in The Change-Up. She’s owning Hollywood.
Next up is Burt Wonderstone a comedy about two magicians that stars Steve Carell, Jim Carrey, Steve Buscemi, James Gandolfini. All powerful men. She has sad films and funny films coming up, and even one based on a song. Great times.
- External Links:
- Olivia Wilde at Chickipedia |
- Olivia Wilde at Fame Steps |
- Olivia Wilde at Famous Why
Vanessa Hudgens — High school sweetheart
DOB: December 14, 1988
Place of birth: Sailinas, California, USA
Occupation:Actress, Singer
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2011 #20 | 2010 #42 | 2009 #67 | 2008 #62
Vanessa Hudgens facts
- Made it in her teens as Gabriella Montez in the Disney Channel’s TV movie High School Musical and then in High School Musical 2.
- Nearly dropped by her label when nude photographs of her surfaced on the internet.
- Starred in High School Music 3 which was released in cinemas and took $42m in its opening weekend.
Why we love Vanessa Hudgens
The exotic looks Vanessa Hudgens sports almost daily, come from her distant, Native American roots and a mom who is an exotic blend of Filipino, Spanish and Chinese, and in no small part explain the appeal of an American singing sensation who wowed the world in Disney’s daft High School Musical trilogy. Concurrent with this a solo singing career has spawned a string of hit pop albums and plenty of dough to sink into her love of extreme sports.
And while Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t say much in interviews – probably because she’s terrified they’re about to ask her about some nude photos which surfaced a few years back – she did once tell chinny chubster Jay Leno that her parents washed her mouth out with soap when she was four. She also revealed that she once auditioned for the role of the sexy Esmeralda in The Hunchback Of Notre Dame… only to land the role of Quasimodo.
But for Vanessa Hudgens, the days of playing a persecuted French hunchback are over, as things are going swimmingly (to use the parlance of young people like Hudgens) for Vanessa. She appeared with The Rock in Journey 2 and she’ll also appear in Spring Breakers which sounds intriguing – her and Selena Gomez try to raise money for a spring break by robbing a restaurant. Good eh?
Carey Mulligan — Proper Actress
DOB: May 28, 1985
Place of birth: Westminster, London, England
Occupation: Actress
Carey Mulligan facts
- Carey starred alongside Keira Knightley in her debut role in Pride & Prejudice and they’re now bffs.
- She’s also appeared in Brothers and Never Let Me Go.
- She says she was a tomboy until she was 15, which kind of explains the short hair.
- She likes skiing, but is scared to do too much of it in case she injures herself and loses a part. As in an acting role, not a part of her body.
Why we love Carey Mulligan
Sometimes there are profiles of girls on here that, other than their ‘talent’, don’t have a lot of talent at all. Carey Mulligan is certainly not one of these girls. The list of award nominations she received for the 2009 film An Education alone will tell you this, her role being that of a 16-year-old schoolgirl in 1961 who is seduced and gets engaged to an older bloke. That will also tell you that she looks quite a bit younger for her age.
Carey had to move to Germany at the age of three for her dad’s job, which meant she had a really tough childhood of living in expensive hotels. It wasn’t until she was fourteen and back in the UK that she started looking in to acting, and went against her parents wishes for her to attend University in order to pursue an acting career. What a rebel.
She started making money out of acting when she was 18, but you are about to skim over a bunch of roles that you will not have seen her in: Pride & Prejudice, Bleak House, The Amazing Mrs Pritchard and And When Did You Last See Your Father?. See what we mean? You might have noticed her in an episode of Doctor Who, while she has since appeared in The Greatest and Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps; on which she hooked up with her ridiculously named co-star Shia LeBeouf. They’re no longer together, which is hardly surprising. We mean, seriously, how do you get past a name like that?
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Florence Brudenell-Bruce — Blue blooded beauty
DOB: 1985
Place of birth: Fulham, London
Occupation: Socialite, Model
Florence Brudenell-Bruce facts
- Florence is related to the 7th Earl of Cardigan, the big cheese who led The Charge Of The Light Brigade in the Crimean war
- In posh land History of Art is very trendy, because along with William and Kate, Florence also has a degree in it.
- Her nickname is ‘Flee’.
Why we love Florence Brudenell-Bruce
Florence Brudenell-Bruce is another one of those high quality ladies who has defied years of living in a relatively small gene-pool and hereditary gout, to become the lithe, beautiful creature she is today. Brudenell-Bruce is so well to do, if you looked up ‘posh’ in the dictionary, you’d find an accurate if perfunctory description of this University of Bristol educated crown jewel.
Florence Brudenell-Bruce first came to the public’s attention when she briefly dated everyone’s favourite military trained royal tear-a-way, Harry Windsor. After that relationship folded, she took up with the pleasantly named Jenson Button of Formula 1 and Monster energy drink fame. That didn’t last either, and Brudenell-Bruce kicked the driver out of the race. The sex race.
But before you start moaning, Florence Brudenell-Bruce is no high-born layabout – well, we imagine there’s a certain amount of that, but why be wealthy and posh if you can’t have the odd mid-week duvet day now and again? – she works! A model by trade with credits for Liz Hurley’s swimsuit range, John Lewis, and Knickerbox, Brudenell-Bruce is a grafter. Not in the sense of say, a dockworker, but she does provide a service for which she is paid.
Anyway, what’s a lot more exciting, is that Florence Brudenell-Bruce has appeared in her first ever Bollywood film. Love Aaj Kal (Love before and after), tells the story of an English rose, who finds herself caught in a love triangle. Nightmare. For the role, she learnt bangra dancing, which you can sort ofs see her using while dancing round a hotel room in her pants for Ironiks Tiny Dancer video.
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Christine Bleakley — Daybreak
DOB: February 2, 1979
Place of birth: Newry, County Down, Northern Ireland
Occupation:Television Presenter
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2011 #93 | 2010 #85 | 2009 #91
Christine Bleakley facts
- Bleakley is the co-presenter of Daybreak with ITV’s football presenter Adrian Chiles.
- Took part in 2008’s Strictly Come Dancing.
- She has also appeared on Shooting Stars and Would I Lie To You?.
- For a while people thought she was humping Chiles, but then it turned out she was shacked up with Frank Lampard instead. Unlucky Adrian.
Why we love Christine Bleakley
Christine Bleakley has got to the top, fast, getting her gig on The One Show after a stint on comparatively unknown programme Let Me Entertain You before that. Since then she’s wowed some judges and got limp shrugs from others on Strictly Come Dancing, and become the subject of an almost-fascinating ‘are they or aren’t they?’ saga with rotund West Bromwich Albion fan Adrian Chiles. In the end, all that she was doing was following him across to ITV to present Daybreak after the Beeb wouldn’t pay her enough money. Allegedly.
She’s actually been dating Frank Lampard since 2009, and the pair are now engaged. Christine Bleakley has also turned all charitable, water-skiing across the English Channel for Sport Relief in 2010. How nice of her. She is nice isn’t she. And that niceness, which we mentioned twice in the previous sentence is her power. And it has protected her since Daybreak turned out to be a load of old rubbish.
ITV didn’t cast Christine Bleakley out to the doldrums of the three digit cable channels. They saw her value, and hotness, and employed her on Dancing on Ice. She’s also done a fitness DVD with her equally hot sister, Nicola. ITV are also said to be developing two prime time TV shows just for Christine Bleakley. This is good, she is good. So Frank, here’s a little bit of advice – don’t cheat on her and make her all mad and reclusive, yeah?
- External Links:
- Christine Bleakley at Fame Steps |
- Christine Bleakley at Famous Why
Britney Spears — Fallen angel
DOB: December 2, 1981
Place of birth: McComb, Mississippi, USA
Occupation:Singer, Actress, Crazy person
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2011 #25 | 2010 #44 | 2009 #04 | 2008 #31 | 2007 #54 | 2005 #06 | 2004 #01 | 2003 #03 | 2002 #03 | 2001 #03 | 2000 #02 | 1999 #16
Britney Spears facts
- One of America’s biggest ever female recording stars and currently worth more than $100m.
- Made it massive with …Baby One More Time back in 1999.
- Married K-Fed, got divorced, went mad for a bit but is now okay again.
- She’s the eighth top-selling female artist in history in the United States.
Why we love Britney Spears
Every man remembers where they were the first time they saw Britney Spears dressed as a schoolgirl in the video for 1999’s …Baby One More Time. It changed all our lives. And Mississippi-born Spears promptly became the biggest female pop star on earth. Her talent was clear: lashings of raw sex appeal.
Then came the multi-million record sales, the destruction of her illusion of innocence, the necking of Madonna on stage at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards, a marriage to an overgrown man-child and a questionable film. The world was obsessed. Then it all went tits-up. And the world was even more obsessed.
But hear this: no female celeb on earth could have gone through the sham marriage, the divorce, the real marriage, another divorce, the bitter custody battle, the shaved head, the harsh slide into insanity and the rehab, and still remain so damn appealing – except Britney Spears.
Now, whether she’s seen slurping a Big Gulp between cigarettes, or gyrating on stage like all of the bad never happened, she’s still an incredible woman. Except this time round she’s worldlier, wilier, and a little less innocent. All of which we like a lot.
Yasmin — DJ Knockout
DOB: December 21, 1988
Place of birth: Manchester, England
Occupation: DJ and Musician
Yasmin facts
- Yasmin has spun records for Taio Cruz, NERD and Eve.
- She was born in Manchester but raised in Glasgow, so her accent is an adorable hybrid of the two.
- She got a pet hamster instead of a boyfriend.
- She once went wild with Example and they threw buckets of limes across a club.
Why we love Yasmin
This disk jockey and all round musical bundle of gorgeousness got to be Pharrell’s support act by er… well by phoning up actually, which is just not how things happen for ugly folk like us. For beautiful people like Yasmin it’s par for the course really.
Luckily, unlike us, her karaoke skills were more than up to scratch and ever since she’s been collaborating with big names such as Devlin (on Runaway) Chase and Status, SBTRKT and drum and bass legend Shy FX.
Not only is Yasmin an 100% authentically sexy girl, she got integrity yeah. She writes all her own stuff and has vowed she’ll never just get handed a ‘nice song’ to sing because she refuses to make crap generic music.
And here’s another thing. She’s just so flipping NICE. Generous and charitable for sharing her utter hotness with us yes, but also for not wanting to mug us of our money and return the favour by blasting musical excrement into our ears. She says “Why the hell should you work really hard for your money and then spend it on my album if I haven’t put the effort in?” Told you she was lovely.
FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women In The World 2012 (51~60) was originally published on DormanThink