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Jennifer Lopez — From The Block
DOB: July 24, 1969
Place of birth: The Bronx, New York, USA
Occupation:Actress, Singer
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2006 #43 | 2005 #22 | 2004 #7 | 2003 #6 | 2002 #4 | 2000 #1 | 1999 #32
Jennifer Lopez facts
- J-Lo was the first woman to win FHM’s 100 Sexiest on two consecutive occasions – 2000 and 2001.
- Miss Lopez can now command ridiculous amounts to appear in terrible romantic comedies – $15m for 2005’s Monster In Law is a case in point.
- Jennifer is proud of her Latina heritage and was brought up in a Puerto Rican home, but struggles to speak Spanish.
- She’s a practitioner of Krav Maga, so don’t mess.
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Why we love Jennifer Lopez
What has made Jennifer Lopez the richest person of Latin American descent in Hollywood? Seven albums packed full of pop hits? Dozens of multi-million dollar film appearances? Two lines of perfume and a fashion label? Yes, perhaps the Latina legend’s entrepreneurial nous has something to do with “the rocks she has got” but at the end of the day, it all comes down to one thing: the outstanding sight of natural beauty that sits between her lower back and upper thighs.
Due to her fabulous bottom, Bronx-born Jennifer became the FHM girl of the new Millennium, topping the 100 Sexiest poll in 2000 and 2001. J-Lo may not dominate our hallowed poll any longer, but her unspeakable hotness certainly lives on.
Hayley Williams — Rock Chick
DOB: December 27, 1988
Place of birth: Meridian, Mississippi, U.S.A.
Occupation: Musician
Hayley Williams facts
- Hayley Williams is the lead singer of rock group Paramore. She’s pretty cool.
- Her tattoos include a crucifix on her right thigh (she’s Christian, as are the rest of the band) and a note on her ankle saying “Shave me.” Always good to have a reminder.
- In 2010, she performed on Airplanes by alt rapper B.o.B., which hit the top ten in nineteen countries.
- She was voted ‘Sexiest Female’ by Kerrang magazine in both 2008 and 2009.
Why we love Hayley Williams
If you’ve turned the radio on at any point in the last four years, you’ll probably have heard of Paramore and their angry rock stylings. But you might not have heard of Hayley Williams, their lead singer, which is a thing we intend to rectify forthwith.
For the lead singer of a rock band, Hayley is remarkably young. Born in 1988, she was only 16 when Paramore’s first album was released, and even then that’s not the most impressive thing about her – she was signed to Atlantic at the age of 14 after she was discovered in Nashville writing pop music with songwriters.
Think about what you were doing when you were 14. Was it writing pop songs in Nashville? We’re betting it probably wasn’t. You were probably summoning up the courage to try and look old enough to buy fags from a corner shop. Initially, Interscope’s plan for Hayley was to package her as a Britney Spears-a-like pop songstress, but she was dead keen on making alternative music in a band and formed Paramore.
Luckily for everyone involved – and proving the other members wrong when they said they were “a bit cagey” about having a female singer – Paramore turned out to be pretty good. Really good, some might say – Brand New Eyes, their third album, went platinum in the UK back in 2009.
Hayley’s since earned a massive cult following in the alt music community, and fair enough – she’s beautiful, talented, and has really cool dyed red hair. We’re not about to argue against that one.
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Rachel Bilson — Hot summer
DOB: August 25, 1981
Place of birth: Los Angeles, California, USA
Occupation:Actress
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2011 #52 | 2010 #34 | 2008 #16 | 2007 #34 | 2006 #28 | 2005 #99
Rachel Bilson facts
- This dinky brunette from The O.C. has a big love for My Little Pony toys. So now you know how to step up from ‘stalker’ to ‘thoughtful gift giver’.
- She has a much lauded sex scene with Zac Braff in The Last Kiss. In case you wanted to know.
- Bilson is scared of Beagles because one bit her upper lip when she was very young.
- Was injured in a car crash at 14, meaning she sometimes gets memory loss
Why we love Rachel Bilson
There’s no better way to sign up millions of extra fans than by playing the role of ‘really cute girl with a soft spot for geeky guys’.
Los Angeles born Rachel Bilson’s character from The O.C., Summer Roberts, did just that, and arguably better than it’s ever been done before. But it wasn’t just the geeks who noticed. Everyone did.
Howard Stern called her “the hottest chick in Hollywood”. Co-star Adam Brody asked her out and bought her a bulldog. We listed her as the 16th Sexiest Woman in the World in 2008.
To hammer home the point that she digs a guy who knows his way around a D&D board, Rachel Bilson jumped into a relationship with Jedi boy Hayden Christensen after they filmed the film Jumper. They pair have had an on, off, on again, engaged, off, on again, we think, relationship for some time, but we bet they’re really happy.
Rachel Bilson has most recently been in Hart of Dixie, one of the glossy American TV series that usually make their way over here at some point. In Dixie, Rachel Bilson plays Dr. Zoe Hart, a sassy New York cardio thoracic surgeon, who finds herself working at a small medical practice in Alabama. Some people don’t like her, some people do. Some fancy her. It’s a bit like like Doc Martin, but only really in that both feature doctors. And Rachel Bilson is infinitely more palatable to look at than Martin Clunes.
- External Links:
- Rachel Bilson wallpaper at Skins.be
Emma Watson — Magic touch
DOB: April 15, 1990
Place of birth: Paris, France
Occupation:Actress
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2011 #23 | 2010 #29 | 2009 #47 | 2008 #33 | 2007 #98
Emma Watson facts
- Melted teen boys’ hearts as Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter films.
- Earned more than £10m from movie work with as much again still to come in the next two years.
- Appeared in the video to ‘Say You Don’t Want It’ by One Night Only.
- After all that, she’s a supporter of the Wild Trout Trust, who look to conserve the habitats of trout. Yeah…
Why we love Emma Watson
Oh, how close we came to not knowing Emma ‘English Rose’ Watson, having nearly lost her to France, where the elfin Harry Potter starlet lived until she was five. Sarkozy’s loss is our gain, of course, and once the accent was dropped the young natural blonde was bagging roles in school plays like The Happy Prince.
Surprisingly, perhaps, Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Stone was Emma Watson’s first professional acting gig at 11 – it was also the top-earning film of 2001 and netted her nominations for five awards. Yeah, only five, but it was her first role after all so we’ll let her off. Still living at home with her mum in Oxford keeps Emma grounded. But somehow, though… we like that, they’ve clearly got an AGA.
Five instalments in to the Harry Potter set however, Emma Watson decided to do other work too. Shattering a bunch of Hogwarts-worshippers illusions, Emma appeared in a television film called Ballet Shoes. With all of the Potter films now finally done with, it’s time for Watson to fully branch out in to the real world. Well, as real as the world can be when you’re raking in millions of pounds a year. She started with a film called My Week with Marilyn in 2011, and with her fingers in many a fashion pie – including modelling for Burberry – we can expect to see plenty more of her in the coming years.
Kim Kardashian — Curvy Celebutante
DOB: October 21, 1980
Place of birth: Los Angeles, California, USA
Occupation:No-one really knows
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2011 #15
Kim Kardashian facts
- Kim has two sisters, Kourtney and Khloe, who star in the less-than-brilliant TV programme Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami.
- She used to be married to music producer called Damon Thomas, but she isn’t anymore.
- Kim was given $5m dollars by Vivid Entertainment after they leaked a sex tape of her with her then-boyfriend, R&B singer Ray J.
- Kim covered FHM Australia in April 2010.
Why we love Kim Kardashian
Despite the TV shows, perfume and jewellery lines, clothing boutique, work out DVD and book there are only two main reasons why we love Kim Kardashian – Her boobs and bottom. Both of which she has in unholy amounts. In fact, would that be three things? Are boobs two things? You have a pair of trousers, but really there is only one thing…oh forget it.
There is no hiding it. Kim Kardashian’s epic cleavage is about as subtle as an earthquake. Kim regularly posts sexy photos of bikinis clinging to her gravity defying curves on twitter whilst a host of fan sites collect up and post all the other photos that find their way online, which is very convenient for your own personal research. With all those product lines, it could be said that entrepreneurial Kim has her finger in many pies, which leads us on nicely to her sex tape.
Maybe Kim Kardashian was taking some PR tips from Paris Hilton or advertisement ideas from Ms P. Anderson but Kim and her attention seeking cleavage are now part of the ‘Celeb Sex Tape Club’. She even tried to sue Vivid for owning the leaked video of her and RnB star Ray J. Kim’s apology/excuse could have been a tiny bit more sincere but the vid was leaked the same month as she posed completely nude for Playboy.
Kim Kardashian may have started off being famous for nothing but we are very happy indeed she’s now plastered all over magazines and the internet because her amazing curves and epic cleavage and steamy sex vid really push her up a few ranks in our Lust League.
- External Links:
- Kim Kardashian wallpapers at Skins.be
Una Healy — One of a five
DOB: October 10, 1981
Place of birth: Thurles, County Tipperary, Ireland
Occupation:Singer, One fifth of The Saturdays
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2011 #41 | 2010 #19
Una Healy facts
- Una won Hottest Female at The Virgin Media Music Awards 2009.
- She was an all-Ireland champion swimmer as a youngster.
- She taught herself how to play the guitar at the age of 13.
- She’s the ‘wild child’ of the band.
Why we love Una Healy
The most musically gifted – and not just the token Irish one – of The Saturdays, Una Healey has been playing guitar since she was 13 and for the past decade earned a crust playing Guns N’ Roses Sweet Child of Mine in pubs around Limerick. She does the whole ‘growly rock woman’ bit to give their songs some oomph.
Assured, self-effacing and the kind of good-fun Irish girl you might meet on holiday, instantly fall for and be absolutely heart broken when you find out she obviously has a boyfriend. Although you wouldn’t know it to look at her (and we all have in great depth) Una Healey is 28! That makes her a veritable pensioner compared to the rest of her band mates. This is far from a bad thing, as just like a fine wine, some things get better with age and Una has that sexy swagger of a more mature woman that the other girls are yet to attain.
Initially Una would have been Miss Healey as she started out on a teacher-training course – how are you meant to concentrate with Una at the front of the class banging on about oxbow lakes? But with musicians for parents she was always going to follow in their footsteps and dropped out to focus on music. Una Healy attributes her good looks and excellent figure to her mum’s genes – but we think the fact she was a champion swimmer when she was younger must have contributed to her remarkable abs.
Una is also in a proper relationship with Northampton Saints and England rugby star Ben Foden. Considering he plays fullback, scrumhalf or wing, and is an international rugby player, we can’t see any obstacles in our plan to woo her away from him.
- External Links:
- The Saturdays tickets at Aloud.com |
- Una Healy at the-Saturdays.co.uk |
- Una Healy gallery
Lucy Mecklenburgh — Essex Princess
DOB: 24 August 1992
Place of birth: Essex, England
Occupation: Boutique owner, Fashion label director, Blogger, Reality star
Lucy Mecklenburgh facts
- Lucy Mecklenburgh shot to fame as the hard-to-pronounce hot one in reality phenomenon The Only Way Is Essex.
- She’s had a chequered relationship history on TOWIE, falling from the arms of love-rat Mark Wright into the arms of serial love-rat Mario Falcone, via a disastrous date with wannabe love-rat Kirk Norcross. She did manage to avoid the advances of Joey Essex, though.
- She wasn’t sitting on her arse in Brentwood, waiting for a TV executive to snap her up. This girl got game, as they (probably don’t) say: she has established her own fashion label and owns a fashion boutique.
Why we love Lucy Mecklenburgh
The hard-to-pronounce but hard-to-ignore bundle of brunette hotness that is Lucy Mecklenburgh was an early favourite of ours on ersatz-reality triflefest TOWIE.
She’s pretty, so that helps, but, also, she seems like the nicest one of the bunch. She reminds us of the kind of girl you get in those American teen rom-drarms, where she gets picked on by some of the other girls because they know she’s got the nicest hair.
She’s had her fair share of these fallouts, and is still prone to a public bust-up with Mark Wright’s ex-girlfriend Lauren Goodger. But things seem to be on the up for Luce, as she’s now found love with Italian stallion Mario Falcone. He’s only slept with 500 girls, so it’ll probably end well.
Like all good ‘normals-turned-famous’, Lucy likes to interact with her fans on Twitter. She revealed a good sense of humour by retweeting a picture of Mario-lookalike the Dolmio Man and his brunette girlfriend, and was quick to tell fans that a good bra can save you thousands in surgery bills: “Keep getting loads of tweets asking where I got my boobs done etc .. There real!!!!! Good bra 😉 x”
- External Links:
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- Lucy Mecklenburgh on Twitter |
- Lucy Mecklenburgh’s shop
Minka Kelly — Rude Girl
DOB: June 24, 1980
Place of birth: LA, California
Occupation: Actress, Model, Badass
Minka Kelly facts
- Her Dad Rick Dufay was the guitarist in Aerosmith.
- Her Mum used to be a stripper.
- Her nickname at school was Stinka Smelly.
- She was recently voted sexiest woman in the world.
Why we love Minka Kelly
Minka Kelly kicked off her career as star of Friday Night Lights where she stole our hearts as Lyla Garrity, but since then she’s moved onto much more serious things like being voted the sexiest woman ON THE PLANET. She’s basically a megababe, but that’s not all there is to her. She’s had a pretty epic childhood. Her Rock Star Dad ditched her mum when she was a little sprog and left her exotic dancing mum to pay the bills. They were pretty skint and ate a lot of super noodles with egg in.
Battling her way through high school as a bit of a tough kid and handling all the inevitable jealousy, Minka Kelly landed a job in a surgeon’s clinic at 19. Her Playmate mentor wanted to turn her into Playmate of the year and told her to work there to pay for her implants.
But because Minka Kelly is a badass, she was all like ‘Heeeeyll no’ and studied hard enough to train as a surgeon’s assistant. Finally she auditioned for Friday Night Lights and the rest is history. So frankly, she’s a bit of a legend.
Minka Kelly’s been on Broadway, and she got terrorised by Leighton Meester in The Roomate, and she travelled round with the army to meet the troops, because she’s a good, well-meaning woman, though you do kind of have to question the point of showing a really attractive woman to a load of soldiers who are thousands of miles away from their loved ones. But that’s not Minka Kelly’s fault, so back of guy, okay?
- External Links:
- Minka Kelly at Fame Steps |
- Minka Kelly at Famous Why |
- Minka Kelly at Quotesby
Abbey Clancy — Sexy Scouse WAG
DOB: January 10, 1986
Place of birth: Liverpool, Merseyside, England
Occupation:Model, Television presenter, WAG
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2011 #28 | 2010 #10 | 2009 #12 | 2008 #55 | 2007 #37
Abbey Clancy facts
- One of an elite group of women to have appeared on FHM’s cover three times.
- Before moving into lingerie modeling, Abbey was part of a (rubbish) girl band called Genie Queen.
- Her brother, Sean, currently plays for non-league big-spenders Fleetwood Town.
- She is Peter Crouch’s girlfriend. Life isn’t fair.
Why we love Abbey Clancy
Abbey Clancy (or Abigail Clancy as her mum knows her) shot to fame as the better half of Tottenham Hotspur’s Peter Crouch. A much better half if the rumors of his £800 cheating session with an 18-year-old prostitute Monica Mint are to be believed. However, the Liverpudlian queen of WAGs first caught our eye as a lingerie model and star of Britain’s Next Top Model.
Abbey Clancy stretched her CV further beyond “looking hot on telly” and moved on to “getting naked in magazines”, when she appeared in Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition in a painted on bikini and England shirt. It. Looked. Amazing. She also looked awesome getting a bit nude on all four of the FHM covers which she has appeared on, and the videos are especially good.
There’s also been a fair few ad campaigns she has featured in, including ones for Matalan and Lynx, as well as an article on the state of changing rooms in the UK’s clothes shops. Which isn’t that interesting.
As with many WAGS, the scouse stunner pinched as many chances as she could to appear on TV. So far she has racked up appearances in Hell’s Kitchen (where she came fifth), Chris Moyle’s Quiz Night, Great British Hairdresserand Abbey Clancy even became the first contestant to return as a guest on Britain’s Next Top Model.
Abbey Clancy’s cousin Chloe Cummings made it to 13th place in the show, demonstrating that beauty always seems to run in the family – just so it can taunt you when you end up dating the only ugly sister.
During the 2010 World Cup, sexy young Abbey made regular appearances on the cringeworthy World Cup Live with loud mouth and friend to all, James Corden. Shortly after she made headlines for being on holiday in bikinis. Sure it wasn’t news, but it was better to hear about than the endless picking apart of England’s pathetic World Cup exit. Thank you Abbey, for making the pain go away.
- External Links:
- Abbey Clancy at djmick |
- Abbey Clancy wallpaper at Skins.be
Ashley Greene — Twilight Temptress
DOB: February 21, 1987
Place of birth: Jacksonville, Florida, USA
Occupation:Actress, Model
Her History in FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women
2011 #17 | 2010 #20
Ashley Greene facts
- She enjoys reading, surfing, Tae Kwon Do, and cliff-jumping.
- Better know as Alice Cullen, the sexy vampire in the box-office busting Twilight series.
- She also appears in Summer’s Blood and Skateland.
Why we love Ashley Greene
Ashely Greene exploded onto the scene in 2008 with the release of Twilight, where she plays everybody’s favourite vampire-next-door, Alice Cullen. Greene has since reprised her role as Alice in four more films – The Twilight Saga: New Moon in 2009. Eclipse in 2010. Breaking Dawn: Part 1 in 2011, and she’ll conclude the quintet of thinly veiled allegories in 2012 with Breaking Dawn: Part 2.
Having left school at the tender age of 17, Ashley Greene set off to enter the world of runway modelling but, at a tidy 5’5” was told that she was too small so they put her on our screens instead. Not a bad move as we’re sure you’ll agree. After guest appearances in popular TV shows such as MTV’s Punk’d and Fox’s MADtv we finally got to see her on the big screen in 2008. Besides acting, you’ll find her kicking your arse Tae Kwon Do-style while you’re fumbling to take a snap of her on Florida Bay.
So what next after you’ve starred in one of the biggest film franchises in history? You can’t just slip off the face of the earth, move to Norfolk, and start producing a range of costly but delicious root vegetable crisps. Can you, Ashley Greene?
Don’t worry, that’s not the path this Jacksonville born (same as Fred Durst, fact fans) beauty is taking. Ashley Greene’s getting right back on the film wagon with the intriguingly titled, LOL
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